Alice.

Gerard got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Bob's house Christmas eve.
Frank can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Mikey, we believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged him not to go.
But he'd left his medication,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.

Gerard got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from Bob's house Christmas eve.
Frank can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Mikey, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Mikey,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with Ray.

It's not Christmas without Gerard.
All the Band's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?

Gerard got run over…

It's pretty cool :D