Alice.

"Man, I don't know a damn thing about sports, I wear make-up and nail polish, remember?”"

"At the time we were really into skating, and skating and punk rock and hardcore go hand in hand so--THERE'S A HORSE! There's a horse, and a little dog, and a woman in a hat!"

"Personally I have never found the practice of recreational drug use appealing. In fact, I have always found the lifestyle and the people who surround it to be abhorrent. I never quite understood why anyone would risk sacrificing their bodies, minds, and relationships at the expense of a quick damaging high. I grew up in a small town and at my high school, like every high school, everyone's recreation of choice was drug abuse. I never understood it. I never took part and always felt quite alone in this decision. Then one day I discovered a band called Minor Threat and realized that there were more people out there who thought like me. I was very excited to say the least, and what was more encouraging, these people were part of the oh-so self-destructive punk scene. From that day on I claimed the X. I continue to do so today because I believe the sXe philosophy is a very positive one that many people, especially young people, can benefit from greatly if they have the desire."

Fan: DAVEY I WANNA HAVE YOUR KIDS!
Davey: Well I'll be sure to call ya.

[On being asked if he freaked out in the theatre when he saw The Ring]
"Yes I did. I was by myself and there was this guy with his girlfriend and a couple of other girls next to me - and they were right next to me, so I was pretty much in his lap the whole time. Luckily for me, he was nice!"

[On Girl's Not Grey]
"The song is based on detachment, seclusion and separation, but I intentionally don't write in a way that is very specific so that people can take what they need to from my songs. When I was growing up there were songs that meant a lot to me, and then I found out they meant something entirely different to the artist, and it ruined it for me. I never want to do that to someone."

"One time I was singing along with a boy that looked like me in the crowd, and he pushed away the mic and started making out with me and accidentally bit my lip, and I had to get stitches."

"I kan nawt spel gud."

"Yes I'm a lot prettier than you and you're a girl...I noticed. Pfft, do you believe this? This girl is mad at me because I'm prettier than her and she's a girl. Don't worry honey, nobody noticed."

Question: Who are you religion wise?
Davey: I am God!
no wait
I am the devil!
no, damn I know this one...

"I don't think there's such a thing as a happy teenager."

"Please excuse me if it seems I'm throwing a little tantrum, but I can't get a microphone that fucking works."

"If you're going to come up here and sing with me, don't sing the wrong words in my ear because that really fucks me up."

"I'm an extremist, I have to deal with my own extreme personality, and I walk the fine line of wanting to die and wanting to be the ruler of it all."

"The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so if doesn’t freak us out too much."

"...doesn't it suck that I can't spell..."

"Rabbits. You know, bunnies. If you don't look out for them, the little bastards sneak up on you and bite you and shit."

Interviewer: Has Davey's monster in his neck surfaced recently? And what's his name?
Davey: He doesn't have a name. He's gone. Forever.
Interviewer: Would you care to elaborate as to what the monster in the neck actually was?
Davey: It's just gone. Yeah it's just gone. It's gone.
Interviewer: I'm getting the distinct impression that you really don't want to talk about the monster in your neck.
Davey: Yeah.

Fan: Davey, how do you respond to the rumors circulating that you are a homosexual? Is there any truth to these?
Davey: How do I respond? [Pause] Ecstatically! Fabulously!

"Some nice young lady got me fuzzy socks. How I love the socks in their fuzziness. A thank you for my b-day present to the girl I did not meet."

Interviewer: How did you learn to sing?
Davey: I did? I don't know, I've been singing since I was five years old at family functions. I used to visit my great grandparents at their house in PA, and my relatives would pay me to sing old 1920's songs into a wooden spoon. I was between the ages of 3-5 years old.

"How many times will Davey put a disk into a CD player before realizing it’s a DVD?"

Fan: Ha the monster was funny.
Davey: Hey that's mean; I hope you get a monster

Warnings:

Summary: Jade is lonely. Davey helps him.

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Jade sighed, and sank lower into the bubble bath. Life sucks.

Davey bounced into the bathroom, and knelt at the side of the bathtub. “What’s wrong, Jade?” he asked, giving him questioning puppy eyes.

Jade managed to get a smile for Davey. “Nothing. Everything’s great.”

His friend looked at him skeptically. “Jaaaaade…..?”

Jade sighed again. “Why can’t I hide stuff from you?”

“Because I’m a nosy bitch. Now, what’s wroooooooong?” Davey turned his head upside down, and grinned.

Jade shrugged. “I’m just lonely,” he said quietly.

Davey looked at him concerned. “Why?”

“Dave, I mean I want to be in a relationship with someone again.” He sank lower into the foam. “But no one wants to be with me.”

Davey scootched closer to Jade. “Do you want a relationship… Or release?”

Jade blushed. “Both.”

Davey stood, and took off his shoes, then his socks.

Jade was confused. “Dave, what are you doing?”

Davey stripped himself of his shirt. “Giving you half of what you want.”

Jade gulped, and to his horror, he felt himself growing hard. No! This was his friend. He shouldn’t feel this way.

Jade let out a quiet gasp as Davey removed his boxers, and revealed his erection. This beautiful man wanted to give *him* release?

No. No matter how much he wanted this, Jade had to stop this.

“Davey,” Jade said nervously. “I don’t feel that way towards you! I-I—”

Davey stepped into the bath, and dropped to his knees. “I know,” he whispered. “Just let me make you feel wanted.”

 Davey took a deep breath, and submerged under the bubbles and water. Jade felt hands on his thighs, and let out a gasping moan.

Davey’s mouth slid onto Jade’s member, and Jade let out a near shrill scream. Oh, God, it had been so long since anyone…

The singer’s tongue wrapped around Jade’s cock, and the guitarist’s hands buried themselves in his wet hair.

Davey started to hum, and Jade began to pant heavily. Jade didn’t think that the pleasure he was feeling could grow anymore until he felt fingers sliding inside of him.

Jade let out a scream as Davey found his prostate, and after Davey massaged it a few seconds, Jade orgasmed, filling Davey’s mouth with his semen.

The younger man brought his head up from the water, and swallowed every bit of Jade’s come down to his sweet belly. He took some deep breaths, and got out of the water, avoiding Jade’s eyes at all costs, erection still going strong.

Jade felt horrible as Davey slowly dressed. He didn’t know what to say, he didn’t know what Davey wanted.

When Davey was fully dressed, he turned to Jade. “Thank you,” he said quietly. “I know you’ll never feel the same I do, but thank you for letting me do this for you.” He turned to leave.

“Wait!” Jade cried. He leapt out of the water, and ran to Davey, taking him in his arms.

“Davey,” he panted. “I want you to give me all I want.”

Davey looked up confused, but comprehension dawned on him when Jade’s lips smashed upon his in a brutal kiss.

Davey looked up at his friend wide-eyed. “Are you mocking me?” he asked fearfully.

“No, I want to be in a relationship with you!” Jade smiled at him. “I love you, Dave.”

Davey gave him a radiant smile. “I love you too.”

Jade smiled wickedly. “Good. Let’s take another bubble bath.”

The End