Alice.

"Man, I don't know a damn thing about sports, I wear make-up and nail polish, remember?”"

"At the time we were really into skating, and skating and punk rock and hardcore go hand in hand so--THERE'S A HORSE! There's a horse, and a little dog, and a woman in a hat!"

"Personally I have never found the practice of recreational drug use appealing. In fact, I have always found the lifestyle and the people who surround it to be abhorrent. I never quite understood why anyone would risk sacrificing their bodies, minds, and relationships at the expense of a quick damaging high. I grew up in a small town and at my high school, like every high school, everyone's recreation of choice was drug abuse. I never understood it. I never took part and always felt quite alone in this decision. Then one day I discovered a band called Minor Threat and realized that there were more people out there who thought like me. I was very excited to say the least, and what was more encouraging, these people were part of the oh-so self-destructive punk scene. From that day on I claimed the X. I continue to do so today because I believe the sXe philosophy is a very positive one that many people, especially young people, can benefit from greatly if they have the desire."

Fan: DAVEY I WANNA HAVE YOUR KIDS!
Davey: Well I'll be sure to call ya.

[On being asked if he freaked out in the theatre when he saw The Ring]
"Yes I did. I was by myself and there was this guy with his girlfriend and a couple of other girls next to me - and they were right next to me, so I was pretty much in his lap the whole time. Luckily for me, he was nice!"

[On Girl's Not Grey]
"The song is based on detachment, seclusion and separation, but I intentionally don't write in a way that is very specific so that people can take what they need to from my songs. When I was growing up there were songs that meant a lot to me, and then I found out they meant something entirely different to the artist, and it ruined it for me. I never want to do that to someone."

"One time I was singing along with a boy that looked like me in the crowd, and he pushed away the mic and started making out with me and accidentally bit my lip, and I had to get stitches."

"I kan nawt spel gud."

"Yes I'm a lot prettier than you and you're a girl...I noticed. Pfft, do you believe this? This girl is mad at me because I'm prettier than her and she's a girl. Don't worry honey, nobody noticed."

Question: Who are you religion wise?
Davey: I am God!
no wait
I am the devil!
no, damn I know this one...

"I don't think there's such a thing as a happy teenager."

"Please excuse me if it seems I'm throwing a little tantrum, but I can't get a microphone that fucking works."

"If you're going to come up here and sing with me, don't sing the wrong words in my ear because that really fucks me up."

"I'm an extremist, I have to deal with my own extreme personality, and I walk the fine line of wanting to die and wanting to be the ruler of it all."

"The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so if doesn’t freak us out too much."

"...doesn't it suck that I can't spell..."

"Rabbits. You know, bunnies. If you don't look out for them, the little bastards sneak up on you and bite you and shit."

Interviewer: Has Davey's monster in his neck surfaced recently? And what's his name?
Davey: He doesn't have a name. He's gone. Forever.
Interviewer: Would you care to elaborate as to what the monster in the neck actually was?
Davey: It's just gone. Yeah it's just gone. It's gone.
Interviewer: I'm getting the distinct impression that you really don't want to talk about the monster in your neck.
Davey: Yeah.

Fan: Davey, how do you respond to the rumors circulating that you are a homosexual? Is there any truth to these?
Davey: How do I respond? [Pause] Ecstatically! Fabulously!

"Some nice young lady got me fuzzy socks. How I love the socks in their fuzziness. A thank you for my b-day present to the girl I did not meet."

Interviewer: How did you learn to sing?
Davey: I did? I don't know, I've been singing since I was five years old at family functions. I used to visit my great grandparents at their house in PA, and my relatives would pay me to sing old 1920's songs into a wooden spoon. I was between the ages of 3-5 years old.

"How many times will Davey put a disk into a CD player before realizing it’s a DVD?"

Fan: Ha the monster was funny.
Davey: Hey that's mean; I hope you get a monster